Marathons

As if I needed any reasons not to run a marathan, here are ten. I hate running anyway, and I'm definitely not built for it.

In the athletic world, I'm what is referred to as an Athena -- a female athlete over 150 lbs. (or 140, depending on the source -- either way, I have no problem qualifying!). For men over 200 lbs., their moniker is Clydesdale.

However, the article begs the question as to whether or not my endurance sport of choice poses health situations similar to marathoning. Personally speaking, I sometimes feel confused after a century ride, but that's because I am wondering why SAG hasn't beered me yet. ;)