GAH! The gossip mill says Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen are an item. Lance Armstrong seeing Ashley Olsen? Puh-leeeze, Lance, c'mon. I know she's young (21), and she's reasonably pretty, but dude, really. You're like 36 or something.
If you are old enough to (a) remember the Olsen twins on Full House and (b) were too old to have given a care about that show when it originally aired, then you are too old to be seeing her.
Major notch down in my respect for the Lance-inator after hearing this news.